Disclaimer: This is a just-for-fun game that started when the Priestess and the Queen were chatting one day. During a chat that included the Chief Healer and Queen Empress of Teloq, more was added to this hysterical list. It took on a life of it's own, so to speak. Please do not take any of the following seriously, as it was only meant for humor and good fun. That said, enjoy!

• Every time Samsara curses Ares for this or that- take a shot.
• Every time Cassia miraculously appears in the Med hut- take a shot and a half.
• Every time someone (anyone) has to go to the Med hut, take two shots.
• Any time Jadea "pops" somewhere- take a shot. Any more than just one, and you'll be wasted before you know it.
• Any time someone slips through the tight security net and out into the forest, or into the Amazon village, or over the walls, take a shot.
• Any time something goes missing, down a shot. If it's never found, down two shots.
• Any time Thalia or Samsara are blamed for the said above missing- toast them before taking a shot.
• For every magical act that occurs, take one and half shots.
• Every time the well moves, take a shot. If it stays in the same place for two or more posts, take two.
• Every time the catapults are mentioned, take a shot.
• If any Amazon loses her mind and shoves someone down the well, take a shot. If the body makes a sound when it hits water, take two shots. If the body makes no sound...casually walk away and maybe nobody will notice.
• Every time Jadea almost executes someone but is stopped...take...THREE...shots. She'll appreciate your empathy, however inebriated it might be.
• Every time Cassia thinks of Xanthea, take a shot. If she actually mentions her, take as many as you want.
• If Bodhisattva is mentioned, sniff the shot glass. If bunnies are mentioned, go ahead and down it.
• Any trip to Mt. Olympus in any post earns as least one shot.
• Every time Doron makes himself a martyr because of his dead wife, take a shot and then throw your glass at him.
• If Ares makes some bravado comment about how good he is at being bad, take a shot. Hell, take a whole damn mug.
• Every time Dachus makes goo-goo eyes at Samsara, take two shots. If she notices and acknowledges it- drain the bottle.
• If Ardra, Jadea's guardian hawk, flies in- you should drink however much you want.
• If Cassia sets foot outside the hut, check to see if Hades has frozen over. If Toria pushes her out, take two shots and then clap both hands if you can manage it.
• If Deoris actually rides Pojan, her horse, take a shot.
• If the Tribal Council meets, take a shot. Better yet, take TWO shots and then offer the rest to them.
• Every time a child of Ares appears out of the blue, take a shot. If it's an Amazon, sniff the shotglass. If it's born of an Amazon, take three. If it's evil, take four shots.
• Every time Samsara threatens to fillet or do other harm to Ardra, take a shot. For every smart remark she makes back, take a shot.
• Any time someone rises from the grave- take a shot.
• If Ares tries to seduce someone, clink glasses. If he fails, take three shots.
• If Medea posts, stop drinking and pour a shot for her. Try to get it in the glass and not on her boots. She really hates that.
• If Medea and Seriana get in each other's faces, take a shot and ignore them. Even if they kill each other, it's all in good fun.
• If Jadea uses the catapults for any other reason than use in battle, take six shots. Hey, you only live once.
• If any Amazon is holding, carrying, or using a sword and then somehow mysteriously no longer has the sword- take half a shot. Then take another half and then one more for good measure.
• If Thalia uses her bio-morphing powers, raise the glass and toast her before taking the shot.
• If Seriana has to make changes to the village or lands because someone slipped through again, take a shot.
• If anyone mentions the well, take a shot. If they mention the location of the well, take another.
• If Toria is in the Med hut, take a shot. If she talks to Cassia, take two. If both she and her twin talk to Cassia and have an argument, take five.
• If Medea is mentioned as a reference at any time, take a shot. If Medea, herself, posts...well gosh, drain the bottle.
• If Autolycus, Salmoneous, Joxer, [insert any minor male character here] are seen near Themiscyra, take a shot. If they get captured and almost executed, take another. If they get anything more than that, PUT DOWN the bottle and don't ask questions.
• If the Amazons take a dip in the Thermadon, take a shot BUT DON'T PEEK!
• If Cassia's missing some apprentices, but Toria hasn't gotten annoyed lately, take a shot.
• If anyone is named an apprentice of Jadea, pick your jaw up off the floor and take a shot.
• If Samsara takes an apprentice, pity the girl. Then take a shot.
• If Naiya, Karma, or Anthonious get mentioned, take a shot. If they all get mentioned, drain the bottle. You'll need it.
• If Jadea returns to Themiscyra with her hawk, Ardra, take a shot. If not, stare at the shot and just lick your lips.
• If Valkyra says she wishes someone (anyone) were here in Themiscyra, take a shot. Warning: don't take a shot for every name- for that could prove to be fatal.
• If Iona is on the training grounds, take a shot. If she's in the garden, take a shot. If she's in the Med hut, PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN!
• If a full moon is mentioned, take a shot. If no moon is mentioned, don't take a shot.
• If Samsara's men come to Themiscyra, take a shot. If more than one is missing for his afternoon training, take two and don't ask questions.
• If there's tension between any of the Tribal Queens, take a shot. If it involves one of the Roman Queens, take two.
• If Samsara meets with Dachus, take a shot. If Cassia meets with Dachus because of Samsara, take two. If Samsara meets with Dachus and Cassia can't get into their hut that night, don't drain the bottle; you already have.
• If any Amazon speaks in any language you don't comprehend, take a shot.
• If any Amazon not born in Themiscyra visits their birth village, in any way, take a shot.
• If any god enters Themiscyra territories, take a shot. If it's a friendly god, take three.
• If Jadea makes a deal with a god, take a shot. If that god is Ares, take ten.
• If any Amazon horse is mentioned by name, take a shot. If you can later remember the name of the horse or who its Mistress is, take two.
• If you can name every warlord that has something against Samsara, including those in Tartarus, take a shot.
• If you remember the last time Thalia used her bio-morphing abilities, take a shot. If you remember what she turned herself into, take another shot.
• If you can name all the people in the tribe who have a personal standing with Xena, take a shot.
• If you can name (without cheating) all of Samsara's names, titles, and various aliases, reward yourself with as many shots as you want!
• If a god or goddess loses their powers and it takes the Amazons to restore them, take a shot and shake your head. If it's Ares, drain three bottles.
• If Samsara flies on Prince, take a shot upside down.
• If someone badmouths Ares, take a shot. If it's Samsara, take two. If it's Seriana, take same. If it's both, and they're trying to top each other, take four.
• If Celosia shows up for the Winter Solstice celebrations, take two shots.
• If Toria and Andria switch places on Cassia, take a shot. If she figures it out, find a place to hide. And take two shots.
• If Seriana steals anything from the Mess Hut, take a shot. If Thalia is her accomplice, make a silent prayer for them both and take another shot.
• If someone gets sent to the Med hut, take a shot. If they're sent twice in the same day, take two and say a little prayer for Cassia's sanity.
• If any one person is sent to both the Med hut and the Jail in the same day, take a shot and a half.

Drink to the following:

• Anytime someone uses the Amazon language.
• Every time an Amazon invents a word on her own.
• Every time Iona slides INTO or OUT OF trouble.
• If Jadea suddenly blurts out ya-ya! Ya-ya!
• Every time you have seen The Mists of Avalon. Take TWO more shots if you know why this is on the list.
• Every time the Amazons end a war.
• Every time you learn something new about an Amazon.
• If any Amazon is caught in a lie (no matter how little or white it may be).
• Every time someone falls.
• Every time someone faints.
• Every time a horse gets groomed.
• Every time you find an inconsistency that will ultimately be corrected in the archives.
• If any Amazon Queen challenges any other Amazon Queen.
• If any Amazons gets "any".
• If it snows.
• If there is a snowball fight.
• If a friendly wolf is mentioned.

***Thank you: Deoris, Cassia, Samsara, and Seriana! Without you, this interesting game might have been possible...but likely would never have happened.

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